Good Ogs Chores, Smells Like Clean Spirit

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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail up a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Is your home a dirty disgusting nightmare? Call the Get Off Your Ass Cleaning Service. Our experts will put on masks that look EXACTLY like your parents, slap you in the face, and ask, "What's wrong with you?!" Then they'll give you so-fresh so-clean purple and yellow sunnies that turn scum-scrubbing toil into stress-relieving satisfaction. Your place used to reek of mold and despair. Now? Smells Like Clean Spirit. To call, comment about your gross home.

  • NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  • NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  • ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • 4 NO LEOPARDS:Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).