COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
- NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
- ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
TIGERS ARE AMAZING.
Their saliva is an antiseptic, their urine smells like buttered popcorn, and their crystals infuse wearers with self-confidence. Introducing Tiger's Eye Gazing. Put on these tiger's eye-inspired lenses and you'll have the inner strength to accomplish anything. And if your buds have any open wounds or unbuttered popcorn, you've got bodily fluids to help them out. (When you do, they'll say, "Thanks, tiger.")