COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.* *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
ALL POLARISED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
BEHOLD: GEORGIE JUPITER.
When this cosmic being was brought into the physical world, her birth parents, Adam and Melissa (standing) bestowed upon friends Stephen and Keri (genuflecting) the title of Lodestar (a person or thing that serves as an inspiration or guide) and granted Lapis Lazuli rings as gifts. Hence this colorway name, Lapis Luzuli Lodestar. HAHAHHA and you just call it a "godparent" for your kid. Jupiter 1, Your Kid 0, and that's on you.